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May 2009 Blog Posts (9)


I had the pleasure of working with funky uncle Lester and I gotta tell you in all honesty I had a groovy time. The vibe was fun, peaceful and soooooooooo positive. I'm looking foward to working with the crew again.

Added by GODDESS WICKED WON on May 15, 2009 at 11:49am — No Comments

How the fight started

I took my ex-wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 8:30pm — No Comments

The picture on the night stand

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "

No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at

his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 7:29pm — No Comments


when Salad video ready?

Added by Venita Graham on May 14, 2009 at 4:01pm — No Comments

Please check your chillins homework

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 13, 2009 at 11:52am — No Comments

Negative People

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:


| "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirt y.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"


| "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"


| "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 12, 2009 at 2:32pm — No Comments


Dear friends let me assure you that I absolutely did not toss Madea's salad as reported on TMZ. I'd rather tongue kiss a rattlesnake. While we did wake up in the same bed after a P Diddy party in the Bahamas, I can assure you that nothing happened...At least I'm pretty sure nothing happened. No more Mango moonshine for me. I think I know who planted the story and payback is a bitch named Gladys.

Funky… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 12, 2009 at 9:30am — No Comments

What is yo favorite type of dressing and why?

I like Juan's Spicy Chipotle Ranch. because it reminds me of my first wife; it was hot, spicy, creamy and mexican.

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 8, 2009 at 7:14pm — 1 Comment

Uncle Lester's Upcoming Seminars and the Art of Tossin!!! Registration Limited!!! Get Yo Spot Now!!

Let me splain sumthin here!

Anybody can attempt to toss a salad,but, It take a true professional to Toss One properly.

So,just the other day,I was talkin to Funky Uncle about some of my friends who kept talking about how they wuz just tossin and tossin and flippin and dippin in all these different sald tossin techniques and the more I listened to these amateurs,I realized they was doin it all wrong!!!!

You see,You gottta really love the greens and make sure they are not exposed… Continue

Added by Durty Dawg on May 1, 2009 at 10:52pm — 1 Comment

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