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Thanks Funky Uncle inviting my wall into Sugar Shack!!!

Hey all of you Funky Uncle Lester family, friends and fans, I know no one breaks it off like Funky Unc. I'm gonna try to keep it live, real, and across all platforms.



If you like what I'm saying, Holla! If you don't like what I'm saying Holla! ... If you holler, you can whisper it in my ear. I'm gonna be bringing you what's on my mind from day to day, in politics, sports, entertainment, books, movies, religion, politics, sex and rock and roll.



Sometime I just have sh*t I want… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 30, 2010 at 12:30pm — No Comments

How the fight started

I took my ex-wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 8:30pm — No Comments

The picture on the night stand

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "



No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.



"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.



"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at

his ear.





"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 7:29pm — No Comments

Negative People

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

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| "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirt y.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

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| "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

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| "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 12, 2009 at 2:32pm — No Comments

Please check your chillins homework

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will… Continue

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 13, 2009 at 11:52am — No Comments

What is yo favorite type of dressing and why?

I like Juan's Spicy Chipotle Ranch. because it reminds me of my first wife; it was hot, spicy, creamy and mexican.

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 8, 2009 at 7:14pm — 1 Comment

Uncle Lester's Upcoming Seminars and the Art of Tossin!!! Registration Limited!!! Get Yo Spot Now!!

Let me splain sumthin here!

Anybody can attempt to toss a salad,but, It take a true professional to Toss One properly.

So,just the other day,I was talkin to Funky Uncle about some of my friends who kept talking about how they wuz just tossin and tossin and flippin and dippin in all these different sald tossin techniques and the more I listened to these amateurs,I realized they was doin it all wrong!!!!

You see,You gottta really love the greens and make sure they are not exposed… Continue

Added by Durty Dawg on May 1, 2009 at 10:52pm — 1 Comment

Would you like Salt or Sugar on yo' Rim?

Say Girl, Say Girl, If you let me have a sip of yo' Margarita I promise to Lick yo' Rim? Say, Say do like salt or sugar on yo' Rim? Say Girl, Where You Going?

Added by Tony Frederick on April 29, 2009 at 6:41am — 2 Comments

Salad Tossin contest cancelled

This weekend's Toss Up at the Funky Fried Chicken Shack has been cancelled. Pernelius, the proprietor of the the Chicken shack, got into an alteration (he recieved eight stiches) after his wife Audrey caught him practicing for the contest with the night cashier in the back office after hours. We will keep you posted on a make up date.

Added by Funky Uncle Lester on March 11, 2009 at 5:59am — No Comments

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