Hey all of you Funky Uncle Lester family, friends and fans, I know no one breaks it off like Funky Unc. I'm gonna try to keep it live, real, and across all platforms.
If you like what I'm saying, Holla! If you don't like what I'm saying Holla! ... If you holler, you can whisper it in my ear. I'm gonna be bringing you what's on my mind from day to day, in politics, sports, entertainment, books, movies, religion, politics, sex and rock and roll.
Sometime I just have sh*t I want… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 30, 2010 at 12:30pm —
Dear Funky Unc, what do you think about the incident with Professor Luis Gates and the Cambridge police department? I am a New Orleans transplant who lives in Boston and the last two weeks have been dominated by incendiary talk of the incident in the local and national media here. Also what do you think of President Obama's comment calling the Cambridge police department stupid? What happened to Can't We All Get Along?
Kevin in Boston.
Dear Kevin, I don't think much of it.… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on July 29, 2009 at 8:20pm —
My man of 5 years is an avid "herbal essences" partaker. I have known this about him since we met. He is a caring and responsible father and a wonderful man to me. Recently, he has been trying to quit smoking. He wants to find a better job and he knows he may have to take a drug test. I also think he wants to quit. Maybe he's tired of it. But anyway, everytime he goes 1 day without "chiefing", he turns into a wicked, mean person to me and the children. He snaps at us and just acts… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on July 27, 2009 at 10:17pm —
Dear Funky Uncle Lester... I recently had an affair with my best friend's husband and now the guilt is killing me...Should I tell my girlfriend or continue to hold my peace and hope that the guilt will one day go away?
Dear Low Down Bitch.... I mean Best Friend, if you tell her, guilt won't be the only thing killing your trifling ass. With best friends like you, a person doesn't need enemas. YOU should go away today...far far away from that… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on June 18, 2009 at 6:19pm —
Dear Funky Unc,
My Aunt Karen has just created a new business called Karen's Country Cakes. She makes homemade cakes and cookies from scratch with natural ingredients. The best part is she delivers anywhere. Included in this package is a few samples of Aunt Karens Butter Pecan Belgian chocolate cookies, a pound cake and a pic of Aunt Karen. I know you are busy but when you get a chance check out her blog
There is a video of her… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on June 18, 2009 at 5:43pm —
Funky Uncle Lester, My boyfriend and I have been dating for three years now and have had a very satisfying sex life. Recently he has been wanting to experiment with anal sex...He keeps pressuring me to try it with him, but it's not something which I feel like I want to do... I'm wondering if maybe he's gay? What do you think?
First of all, no means no. Tell him it ain't yo thang and let's move on. The next time he tries to Pepe Le Phew you into… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on June 17, 2009 at 8:07pm —
Ladies and gentlemen, since my comeback out of premature retirement as a R&B icon, I have received literarally thousands of letters requesting my opinion on everything from lost love to how to get a boot off of a Cadillac (very gently and pure virgin Tibeten olive oil is required). So I decided to publish some of the more interesting and amusing letters. If you have any inquiries that you would like me to respond to, please send them… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on June 17, 2009 at 2:02pm —
I took my ex-wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 8:30pm —
After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "
No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 14, 2009 at 7:29pm —
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 13, 2009 at 11:52am —
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
| "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirt y.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
| "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
| "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight… Continue
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 12, 2009 at 2:32pm —
Dear friends let me assure you that I absolutely did not toss Madea's salad as reported on TMZ. I'd rather tongue kiss a rattlesnake. While we did wake up in the same bed after a P Diddy party in the Bahamas, I can assure you that nothing happened...At least I'm pretty sure nothing happened. No more Mango moonshine for me. I think I know who planted the story and payback is a bitch named Gladys.
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 12, 2009 at 9:30am —
I like Juan's Spicy Chipotle Ranch. because it reminds me of my first wife; it was hot, spicy, creamy and mexican.
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on May 8, 2009 at 7:14pm —
This weekend's Toss Up at the Funky Fried Chicken Shack has been cancelled. Pernelius, the proprietor of the the Chicken shack, got into an alteration (he recieved eight stiches) after his wife Audrey caught him practicing for the contest with the night cashier in the back office after hours. We will keep you posted on a make up date.
Added by Funky Uncle Lester on March 11, 2009 at 5:59am —