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Dear Funky Unc,
My Aunt Karen has just created a new business called Karen's Country Cakes. She makes homemade cakes and cookies from scratch with natural ingredients. The best part is she delivers anywhere. Included in this package is a few samples of Aunt Karens Butter Pecan Belgian chocolate cookies, a pound cake and a pic of Aunt Karen. I know you are busy but when you get a chance check out her blog

There is a video of her making her famous Madea's Peach Cobbler on the blog. Thank you for your support in advance.

Mykala B
Denver, Colorado

Dear Mykala,
You have some damn nerve. How you gonna thank me in advance for something I haven't decided whether to support yet. This is an advice column, not late night cable TV. Your aunt is kind of cute though. She looks a bit like my third wife Gwendolyn (only difference is she couldn't cook to save her life. As a matter of fact she is the only person on record to burn water- twice in one week). I was taken aback initially when I saw the name Madea (my first wife), Because her cooking was so bad that the flies actually put together to fix the hole in our back screen door. Damn...these cookies are good. Excuse me for typing while eating...I would love to meet your Aunt because she is cute and her sweets I definitely likes to eat. I will spread the news about her blog to everyone while I'm on tour promoting my new single "I'll Toss Yo Salad". You see I'm a bit of a culinary connoisseur myself. I hope I haven't offended you with my straight forward approach, but I am an R&B icon and that's how I roll.

Red Beans and Ricely Yours,
Funky Unc.

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