After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "
No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."